my mother was really freaking retarded yesterday
we were eating halfway
then i was telling her about this bhb person
then you know
BUEH HIAO BAI [bai=ugly]
so i was like this person
CHAO JI BUEH HIAO BAI
then she heard as
CHAO JI BAI
-.- which is um
you know what it means
so she was laughing like mad for the whole day
and in the morning
she suddenly came up to me and said
I LOVE NUMBER FIVE!!
[five as in the digit if you're wondering]
so she wrote this on my writing pad
so papa saw and he came over and wrote this
I HAVE WEIRD PARENTS!!